Joe and I typically cancel out each other's votes. He is a conservative Republican and I like to think of myself as a liberal-leaning independent. Yesterday, we cancelled out each other votes in the presidential election.
Joe stayed up to watch the results come in, but I went to bed early. Around 11pm, he came to bed. I asked him who'd won the election.
Joe (sadly): Your guy. Tomorrow, we'll wake up and all be socialists.