Here's my motto: Pick your battles.
After an insane amount of practice, energy, and research, I have mastered (oh, yes, mastered) the art of applying a KY bow to Andie's hair. I've tied hundreds of bows to slap on her cute little head every day. The other day while I was putting on her bow, the following exchange took place:
Sam: Sam bow, too! Sam bow, too!
Me: Bows are for girls.
Sam (tantrum): Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! (You get the idea).
Me: Okay, okay.
Actually, I think he sort of looks pretty.