We were driving home from daycare when I decided to ask Sam a few questions about his new favorite topic: Christmas.
Me: Sam, what do you see out your window?
Sam: Christmas lights! Santa!
Me: And, who brings us presents and toys at Christmas?
Me: What present do you want Santa to bring you?
Me: (feeling proud at my obviously holy son) And whose birthday is on Christmas?
Me: That's right. Good job.
Sam: (pauses). And Buzz Lightyear's.
Oh. Okay. Not so holy, I guess.