After reading the Ten Commandments (in kid-friendly language):
Teacher: What are some rules at your house?
Sam's hand shoots in the air.
Sam: Not to poop on the floor.
Teacher: Oh. (pauses) Anyone else have rules?
Really? That's the rule he comes up with? Not "act kindly"? Not "pick up my toys"?
"Not to poop on the floor"?!?
Well, I suppose it is a good rule to have.