Finding calm in the chaos

Finding calm in the chaos

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

stuff my kid says

Again, Sam is on the toliet and I just got out of the shower.

Sam: Why you don't have a penis?
Me: Girls don't have penises. They have...um, other body parts.
Sam: Oh. Grills (he can't say "girls" to save his life) don't have a penis?
Me: Yep.
Sam: You a grill and you don't have a penis?
Me: Yep.
Sam: Hmm. (pauses, thinking it over). That must be hard on a person.

2 comments:

Amy said...

You guys certainly share some deep thoughts in the bathroom.

P.S. My "grills" agree that they are deprived since they lack that part. I have to keep reminding them they can't pee standing up.

P.P.S. I love this column.

thejorgensens said...

Laughing pretty hard at this one!!!