I bought Sam this camo outfit as a souvineer from Vegas.
Me: I have a present for you, Sam!
Sam (excited, as always, about any sort of present): What is it? What is it?
Me: Here. (handing him the outfit).
Me: Yep. Do you like it?
Sam: What the letters say, Mom?
Me: It says, "I may be small, but I'm the boss."
Sam: (thinks it over for awhile). But, Mom...you're the boss.