Mom kindly finagled me a membership to her company gym, which has been a godsend, since I work across the street. A few times a week, I sneak in a 30 minute run on the treadmill or elliptical. Sometimes, Mom is able to join me.
I was running the other day when Mom texted me. When she found out I was at the gym, she texted me that she would stop by after she grabbed some lunch.
Somewhere in the next 5 minutes, she changed her mind and decided to come straight to the gym, sneaking up behind me while I was running and popping out of nowhere.
Lala: Hi Juni! Oh, did I scare you?
Me: (panting). Yeah. (panting). A little.
Lala: Well, I thought I'd stop by and see...(she stops and stares at me).
Lala: Wow. You're really sweating.
Lala: Wow. You're really breathing hard.
Me: Yeah. I've been running, Mom.
Lala: Wow. You're REALLY sweating. Eew.