After folding a particularly ragged pair of Sam's pants, he pointed to the holes in the knees and said to Sam, "Hey, Sam! These are your hole-y pants. Are these the ones you wear to church?"
Sam looked at him blankly, so Kevin explained the pun.
Kevin: Do you think we should tell that to your mom? Do you think she'd think that was pretty funny?
Sam: She's pregnant. She doesn't think anything is funny anymore.
Well-said, son. Well-said.